Self-Contained Zulu Time

Category: Field Tests

  • Extraterrestrial Recon Symbolism Embedded in Public Installation 📡

    Extraterrestrial Recon Symbolism Embedded in Public Installation 📡

    Location recon by RCVD field agents has revealed a highly suspicious structure: a striped serpent exhibiting flight path curves identical to those seen in Anomalous Flight Object reports.

    Key Findings:

    • The serpent’s motion profile matches oscillatory, banking, and corrective movements observed in classified UAP (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena) studies.
    • Independent analysis confirms that with precise turbulent throws, the Discmania Genius reproduces these movements almost identically.
    • Surface markings and flow design suggest intentional encoding of reconnaissance techniques, likely ancient in origin.

    Critical Intelligence:

    • The posted signage separates basic information (“Disc Golf Course”) from a clear warning (“Caution: Flying Discs”).
    • The visual separation is not accidental: it distinguishes between everyday disc play and the serious danger posed by overhead incursions.
    • Historical precedent shows this exact method — hiding warnings in plain sight — is a well-documented tactic for psychological conditioning by prior intelligence operations.

    Additional Context:

    • RCVD agents were on-site not only for telemetry modeling but also conducting active recon in preparation for an upcoming disc golf tournament.
    • Terrain mapping, wind analysis, and hazard modeling were underway, with cross-objective value in both UFO anomaly recreation and tactical course preparation.

    At RCVD, our expert players can recreate these exact movements. A Discmania Genius, thrown with precision through erratic weather, can model the oscillations, banks, and recovery patterns identical to what has been documented in real-world anomalous flight telemetry.

    The snake reminds us:
    They watched. They mapped.
    And maybe, just maybe, they taught.

  • RCVD FIELD REPORT: Deerfield Community Park (Irvine)

    RCVD FIELD REPORT: Deerfield Community Park (Irvine)

    Let me be perfectly clear: the real danger on this course isn’t a rogue putter on a 95-foot anhyzer line—it’s what’s hovering silently above it. I’ve warned the Irvine Company before, and I’ll say it again—those metallic flashes in the stratosphere aren’t swamp gas. They’re not weather balloons. And no, I wasn’t “affected by excessive Riip Chain Out IPA consumption,” despite what the Irvine Company’s in-house geospatial behavioral attorney claims.

    What we have here is a classic deflection maneuver—a warning sign fixated on disc golfers “at play” while everyone ignores the actual anomaly overhead: pulsing, disc-shaped craft conducting surveillance, possibly energy sampling from the plastic flight paths. I recorded magnetospheric irregularities on my prototype telemetry rig on THREE separate putts yesterday.

    But let’s talk about this course. If you can survive the oppressive HOA legal vibrations and the creeping unease of interdimensional observation, this is one of the finest approach and putting zones in Southern California. Hole 5 in particular gives you tight lines, variable elevation, and wind shears that, if you’re paying attention, don’t seem to match the trees.

    If you’re looking for a short game tune-up while simultaneously contributing to disc-anomalous research, this is your spot. But don’t let your guard down. Watch the skies. Watch the shadows. And for the love of all that is stable-underwind, don’t sign anything from the Irvine Company without reading the fine print.

  • RCVD FIELD REPORT: Jerusalem – 2nd Night Seder

    RCVD FIELD REPORT: Jerusalem – 2nd Night Seder

    Date: 15 Nisan 5785
    Location: Judean Hills, Olive Grove 7A
    Mission: “Operation Let My Disc Go”


    Tonight’s objectives were clear:

    • Retell the Exodus
    • Avoid chametz
    • Test disc flight under mildly anomalous aerial conditions (see attached photo)
    • Count the Omer (Day 1)

    Test Results:

    • Disc Model: RCVD Type-Matzah Mk II (Yellow)
    • Thrower: Sgt. D. Levi, still wearing tefillin after Mincha
    • Trajectory: Beautiful hyzer fade into the chains—Elijah would’ve been proud
    • Notes: Zero chametz interference, though wine grip may have impacted follow-through (bottle still kosher l’Pesach)

    UFO activity was observed overhead. No hostile maneuvers detected. No matzah abducted. Possible celestial guests for the fifth cup?

    Seder Recap Highlights:

    • Four cups successfully downed
    • One Afikoman recovered (after brief disc basket mix-up)
    • Eliyahu still a no-show, possibly stuck in traffic over the Golan
    • Olive trees provided ideal conditions for both reflection and mid-range putters

    In short, freedom was celebrated, discs were thrown, and the wine… well, it flowed like the Nile during plague season.

    RCVD Conclusion:
    Next year in Jerusalem—with better wind conditions and a glow-in-the-dark putter.”

    Chag Sameach,
    Dr. Refaelov

  • Operation Conductor Shadow: Power Lines, Ladera Ranch

    Operation Conductor Shadow: Power Lines, Ladera Ranch

    RCVD Flight Test Report
    Location: Power Lines – Ladera Ranch, CA

    Filed by: Dr. Refaelov
    Designation: RCVD Field Analyst – Unaccompanied Ops
    Kit: GAB2100CD1A4 (RCVD: Yes, Power: H)

    Mission Overview:
    Solo disc telemetry testing conducted at the Ladera Ranch flight range (aka “Power Lines”), limited to Front 9 sectors due to temporal constraints. All throws were executed under light wind conditions, ensuring optimal disc tracking and flight curve integrity.

    Environmental Conditions:

    Wind: Light and variable – 1.34112 m/s WSW

    Sky: Clear

    Temperature: Mild – 346.15 Kelvin

    Terrain: Elevation changes, standard suburban interference

    Anomalies: Power lines present in test range; caution observed.

    Paranormal Activity: None detected during this session.

    Test Notes:

    All discs returned post-flight; no losses recorded.

    GAB2100CD1A4 watch functioned flawlessly; RCVD indicator was active throughout, allowing precision timestamp logging for each launch and landing.

    No electromagnetic interference noted, despite proximity to above-ground power infrastructure.

    Front 9 disc behavior remained within expected glide and fade tolerances.

    Summary:
    Successful solo recon and disc telemetry session. RCVD timing tech held sync with launch cadence. Flight telemetry remained consistent across all throws, with no disc losses and minimal sensor drift. Notably, test results came in at 2 over par on the front nine, attributed in part to exceptionally favorable wind conditions that extended glide paths and stabilized mid-flight disc behavior. No unexpected field phenomena encountered.As previously mentioned, temporal restraints prevented testing on the Back 9. Recommended future follow-up testing on Back 9 with General Jameson to validate comprehensive course response.

    Filed under:
    RCVD Mission Log #DR-20250406
    Status: COMPLETE
    Signature: [Digital Thumbprint Imprint – Verified]