“Disc Golf is merely slow-motion saucer tech. Every throw is an experiment.” – Dr. Malachi Refaelov
Latest Aerospatial Kinetics Field Memoranda:
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Field Post – Lizard People
Can someone explain why this damn lizard is looking at me sideways? I’m standing there, perfectly still, mid-putt—fully aligned, perfect wrist snap, wind balanced against the eucalyptus sway—and this striped reptilian menace just locks eyes like it’s got something to say. No blink. No flinch. Just that smug, sideways glance like I’m the one who…
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Field Report: Confirmed UFO Sighting Near Hole 16 at Kit Carson Park
On a recent expedition at the Kit Carson Park disc golf course, an extraordinary aerial phenomenon was documented near hole 16, presenting compelling evidence of genuine UFO activity. Multiple eyewitnesses observed a disc-shaped craft displaying flight behaviors entirely inconsistent with disc golf equipment. Analysis using our proprietary telemetry model—the Refaelov Anomalous Flight Telemetry System (RAFTS)—confirms…
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Extraterrestrial Recon Symbolism Embedded in Public Installation 📡
Location recon by RCVD field agents has revealed a highly suspicious structure: a striped serpent exhibiting flight path curves identical to those seen in Anomalous Flight Object reports. Key Findings: Critical Intelligence: Additional Context: At RCVD, our expert players can recreate these exact movements. A Discmania Genius, thrown with precision through erratic weather, can model…
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When a Tree Isn’t an Obstacle: RCVD Thanks the NYT
Big shout out to the New York Times crossword team!Today’s puzzle gave a nod to disc golf with the clue “Disc golfer’s obstacle” — answer: TREE.We love seeing disc golf get mainstream love like this! At RCVD though, we like to think a little differently.In our world, there are no true “obstacles” — only opportunities.Thanks…
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RCVD Dispatch — Dr. Refaelov Field Report (0500 Gym Sesh)
While most of the world slept, I was in the trenches this morning at 0500, training throws for RCVD. GMWB5000TCC1 strapped to the wrist.RCVD indicator: ON.Power Level: H.VO2 Max: Being ruthlessly attacked.Rest periodization: Precise and merciless. At RCVD, we don’t “hope” for better throws — we build them. Gym preparation isn’t optional; it’s non-negotiable mission…
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RCVD FIELD REPORT: Deerfield Community Park (Irvine)
Let me be perfectly clear: the real danger on this course isn’t a rogue putter on a 95-foot anhyzer line—it’s what’s hovering silently above it. I’ve warned the Irvine Company before, and I’ll say it again—those metallic flashes in the stratosphere aren’t swamp gas. They’re not weather balloons. And no, I wasn’t “affected by excessive…
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RCVD FIELD REPORT: Jerusalem – 2nd Night Seder
Date: 15 Nisan 5785Location: Judean Hills, Olive Grove 7AMission: “Operation Let My Disc Go” Tonight’s objectives were clear: Test Results: UFO activity was observed overhead. No hostile maneuvers detected. No matzah abducted. Possible celestial guests for the fifth cup? Seder Recap Highlights: In short, freedom was celebrated, discs were thrown, and the wine… well, it…
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RCVD Field Report: Passover Disc Golf Seder — Giza, Egypt
Designation: Operation Exodus-5XDate: Nisan 15 – Night Seder PhaseLocation: Sector G, Pyramids Zone Mission Briefing: RCVD (Remote Control Variable Discs) initiated a celebratory expedition to commemorate the exodus of the Jewish people from Egypt — blending ancient memory with cutting-edge disc technology, tradition, and… questionable quantities of wine. Objective: Celebrate Passover in proximity to the…
Latest Comments:
Enough with the pseudoscientific reptile fan fiction. Let’s set the record straight once and for all: snakes are NOT lizards,…
Genuine question—why is it that every time there’s a supposed UFO sighting, the photo always turns out grainy, black-and-white, and…
Ah, the classic skeptic’s retort: “Disc golf course + flying disc = obvious explanation.” If only the cosmos adhered to…
Seriously? You’re at a DISC golf course, and you see a flying DISC, and somehow conclude it’s a UFO? Let’s…
Wait—you’re a doctor? And you called a snake a lizard? That’s a pretty catastrophic blunder for someone claiming scientific credentials.…