UAP Researcher Bios:
Team RCVD
RCVD (Remote Control Variable Discs) is a covert classified-adjacent experimental initiative exploring the overlap between disc golf flight mechanics and UAP (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena) behavior. We operate at the edge of known physics using telemetry-enabled discs, tactical field logs, and synchronized observation protocols.
About the Founders
Dr. Malachi Refaelov first met General Jameson during a multi-year guest residency at a three letter federal government agency, where the doctor was brought in as a local agency expert on kinetic anomalies and telemetry drift. General Jameson, then assigned as a liaison from the Department of Defense, was coordinating classified cross-agency efforts on aerial phenomena. Their mutual respect formed quickly—bonded not only through rigorous data work and shared fascination with flight irregularities, but also through their quiet frustration with the culture of red tape. When General Jameson’s military retirement came, he invited Dr. Refaelov to the private sendoff, an event that would mark the beginning of their deeper collaboration. Both men would later co-found RCVD, seeking an independent outlet for field experimentation far removed from institutional interference.
One of the earliest points of unity between the two was their deep and abiding hatred for Gary—an FBI investigator whose volume was only matched by his incompetence. Gary had a well-earned reputation for destroying promising cases with reckless assumptions, unnecessary noise at active scenes, and an uncanny ability to misplace critical evidence. He once tried to “fact-check” a classified telemetry log by Googling it out loud during a joint session. Both Dr. Refaelov and the General agreed: Gary wasn’t just a liability—he was a walking disruption field.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are you a disc golf club or a research group?
Both. RCVD functions as a field operations collective, blending competitive disc golf with experimental aerospatial research. Think of us as the SETI of the fairway—just with more bogeys and better watches.
What kind of equipment do you use?
We deploy RCVD-compatible discs, precision G-Shock watches with custom telemetry indicators, and field-standard atmospheric sensors. Many of our tests are conducted with premium putter-grade plastics modified for kinetic anomaly detection.
Are your experiments dangerous?
Only if you’re afraid of bending reality. All trials are conducted with strict observational protocols and standard disc golf safety etiquette—except when dealing with Class-E Echo Zones. Then it’s just you, the disc, and the void.
Is this satire, science, or something in between?
Yes. RCVD exists in the overlap between speculative science, tactical sport, and high-weirdness exploration. All field data is real; interpretations may vary depending on your dimensional resonance.
Why are G-Shock watches part of the kit?
Because RCVD telemetry requires precision timing under rugged field conditions. G-Shocks with RCVD sync indicators allow sub-second coordination during launches, anomalies, and environmental spikes. Plus, they look great on mission photos.
Can I join RCVD?
Probably not. Initiates are selected based on field discipline, throwing accuracy, and anomaly literacy. To be considered, submit a Sector Log from your local node with at least one verifiable flight anomaly.