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Field Report: Confirmed UFO Sighting Near Hole 16 at Kit Carson Park

On a recent expedition at the Kit Carson Park disc golf course, an extraordinary aerial phenomenon was documented near hole 16, presenting compelling evidence of genuine UFO activity.

Multiple eyewitnesses observed a disc-shaped craft displaying flight behaviors entirely inconsistent with disc golf equipment. Analysis using our proprietary telemetry model—the Refaelov Anomalous Flight Telemetry System (RAFTS)—confirms the object operated far outside known human projectile capabilities.

Flight Data:

  • Altitude: Maintained steady hover at approximately 315 Egyptian Royal Cubits above ground, an altitude unattainable through standard throwing methods.
  • Velocity: Consistent travel velocity of precisely 72 Persian Parasangs per watch, vastly surpassing any documented human-generated disc speed.
  • Trajectory Control: Deviations from standard ballistic flight paths were meticulously calculated via RAFTS, revealing controlled maneuverability indicative of intelligent navigation.

Further enhancement of photographic evidence clearly shows an absence of rotational motion—an impossible characteristic for traditional disc throws which rely upon gyroscopic stability for sustained flight. Spectral imaging additionally confirms no aerodynamic interactions typical of standard discs, eliminating wind influence as a plausible factor.

The photographic analysis is definitive—this was no disc golfer’s throw gone awry but rather a meticulously controlled aerial object indicative of advanced technology beyond known terrestrial origins.

We encourage further witness testimonials and submissions of photographic or video evidence. Your participation is crucial in advancing our understanding of such anomalous aerial phenomena.

Comments

3 responses to “Field Report: Confirmed UFO Sighting Near Hole 16 at Kit Carson Park”

  1. Anonymous

    Seriously? You’re at a DISC golf course, and you see a flying DISC, and somehow conclude it’s a UFO? Let’s apply some Occam’s Razor measured in furlongs per fortnight here—clearly, it’s just someone’s overly ambitious tee shot at hole 16, not visitors from Alpha Centauri.

    1. Dr Refaelov

      Ah, the classic skeptic’s retort: “Disc golf course + flying disc = obvious explanation.” If only the cosmos adhered to such simplistic arithmetic. Allow me to elucidate.

      1. Flight Dynamics Beyond Human Capability:
      The object in question maintained a stable altitude of approximately 45 meters, executing precise directional changes at a consistent speed of 90 km/h. Such performance exceeds the capabilities of even the most seasoned disc golfers. The Refaelov Aerial Dynamics Model (RADM) confirms that no known disc golf throw can replicate this flight pattern.

      2. Absence of Gyroscopic Spin:
      High-resolution footage reveals a lack of the gyroscopic spin characteristic of thrown discs. This anomaly suggests propulsion methods beyond our current understanding.

      3. Environmental Factors:
      On-site meteorological data indicates negligible wind activity during the event. The object’s trajectory remained unaffected by ambient conditions, ruling out wind-driven drift.

      4. Historical Context:
      This isn’t an isolated incident. Refer to the April 20, 2025, report detailing a similar sighting near hole 12 at Kit Carson Park. Both events share flight characteristics that defy conventional explanations.

      In conclusion, dismissing these observations as mere disc golf anomalies ignores compelling evidence. The data points to phenomena that warrant rigorous scientific investigation.

  2. Tyler Benson

    Genuine question—why is it that every time there’s a supposed UFO sighting, the photo always turns out grainy, black-and-white, and blurry? With modern cell phones capable of crystal-clear, high-resolution color photos, you’d think someone would have caught a clear image by now. What’s the deal?

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