Date: 15 Nisan 5785
Location: Judean Hills, Olive Grove 7A
Mission: “Operation Let My Disc Go”
Tonight’s objectives were clear:
- Retell the Exodus
- Avoid chametz
- Test disc flight under mildly anomalous aerial conditions (see attached photo)
- Count the Omer (Day 1)
Test Results:
- Disc Model: RCVD Type-Matzah Mk II (Yellow)
- Thrower: Sgt. D. Levi, still wearing tefillin after Mincha
- Trajectory: Beautiful hyzer fade into the chains—Elijah would’ve been proud
- Notes: Zero chametz interference, though wine grip may have impacted follow-through (bottle still kosher l’Pesach)
UFO activity was observed overhead. No hostile maneuvers detected. No matzah abducted. Possible celestial guests for the fifth cup?
Seder Recap Highlights:
- Four cups successfully downed
- One Afikoman recovered (after brief disc basket mix-up)
- Eliyahu still a no-show, possibly stuck in traffic over the Golan
- Olive trees provided ideal conditions for both reflection and mid-range putters
In short, freedom was celebrated, discs were thrown, and the wine… well, it flowed like the Nile during plague season.
RCVD Conclusion:
“Next year in Jerusalem—with better wind conditions and a glow-in-the-dark putter.”
Chag Sameach,
Dr. Refaelov
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