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RCVD Field Report: Passover Disc Golf Seder — Giza, Egypt

Designation: Operation Exodus-5X
Date: Nisan 15 – Night Seder Phase
Location: Sector G, Pyramids Zone


Mission Briefing:

RCVD (Remote Control Variable Discs) initiated a celebratory expedition to commemorate the exodus of the Jewish people from Egypt — blending ancient memory with cutting-edge disc technology, tradition, and… questionable quantities of wine.


Objective:

Celebrate Passover in proximity to the Pyramids of Giza.

Conduct a hybrid Night Seder / Disc Golf activation.

Test interdimensional sensor payloads embedded in discs coded “MATZAH-X.”


Wait… Why a Seder in Egypt?

That’s the question, isn’t it?

Why return to the land of bondage?
To stand in defiance of Pharaoh’s ghost.
To remind the stones and the sand, the monuments and the myths:
We’re still here.
The Israelites are free.
And we’re celebrating it in his front yard.

Let the plagues echo. Let the wind carry the words:
“Avadim hayinu…”
We were slaves. Not anymore.


Seder Summary:

Leader: Shlomo “Sidearm” Feinstein

Opening line: “God brought us out of the land of Egypt with a mighty hand and an outstretched arm…”

Meal consumed: Charoset-stuffed matzah, brisket, and four cups (maybe six) of Elijah-class cabernet.

Discs thrown: 18 (13 retrieved, 2 embedded in sand, 3 missing, presumed extradimensional).


Paranormal Activity Log:

Time: 22:37

Anomalous reading on RCVD telemetry node “AFIKOMEN-3.” Sudden temperature drop near Hole 4 (“Plague’s Edge”).

Time: 23:04

Pyramid behind tee pad briefly eclipsed by unknown celestial object. Visibility reduced. Tefillin straps tightened.

Time: 23:12

Multiple team members report sighting semi-translucent humanoid silhouettes drifting across fairway. Initial concern dismissed as wine-induced mirage. Re-evaluation ongoing.

Time: 23:40

Seder resumes. Dayenu sung. Disc glows. Someone yells, “That’s not Elijah, that’s a Type V4 apparition!”


Post-Match Analysis:

Wine intake appears correlated with dimensional bleed-through.

Disc model “Moses V2” penetrated unknown portal behind basket at Hole 7. Remains unrecovered.

RCVD shirt wearer reportedly spoke fluent ancient Hebrew while unconscious. Unverified.


Conclusion:

God brought us out of Egypt.
But tonight… something else might be coming back through.

Chag Sameach from Team RCVD.
Next test: Mount Sinai. Elevation, Signal Strength, and Revelation permitting.

Comments

2 responses to “RCVD Field Report: Passover Disc Golf Seder — Giza, Egypt”

  1. Brother Cornelius Ignatius, SSPX (Society of Saint Pius X)

    As a Roman Catholic of the one true and apostolic Church founded by Christ Himself, I must express grave concern with the content of this so-called “field report.”

    First and foremost: Passover has been fulfilled in Christ. The true Paschal Lamb—Our Lord Jesus Christ—was sacrificed once for all. To celebrate Passover apart from the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass, or worse, to hold it as if the true Redeemer has not yet come, is a tragic rejection of divine truth. What you refer to as “redemption” in this report is no more than a shadow of what has been eternally fulfilled through the Resurrection. The only path to salvation is through the Catholic Church, outside of which there is no salvation (Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus).

    Secondly, I am deeply disturbed by the casual references to the occult—including “paranormal readings,” “disc-induced anomaly fields,” and “night-Seder manifestations.” Let me be absolutely clear: these are not amusing curiosities. These are open invitations to demonic influence. Any invocation or flirtation with powers outside of God’s authority is heresy and blasphemy. Catholics are not permitted to participate in, endorse, or joke about such practices. Saint Paul tells us plainly in Ephesians 5:11: “Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them.”

    To conduct such activities in Giza, of all places—a site historically linked with paganism and idolatry—and then to mix this with a ritual meal (however unorthodox it may be) is a grave confusion of the sacred and the profane. The very idea of throwing discs on ancient soil while sipping wine in mock-liturgical fashion is at best irreverent, and at worst sacrilegious.

    I pray for your repentance and your return to the true faith. May Our Lady of Fatima intercede for you, that your eyes may be opened to the truth of Easter as the only real Passover, and that you may abandon this mingling of cultural revisionism, false religion, and occult practice before it leads you further into error.

    In Christ our Redeemer,
    —A Concerned Catholic Servant of Tradition

    “He who eats and drinks unworthily eats and drinks judgment upon himself.” —1 Corinthians 11:29

  2. W∴B∴ Julian Thorne, 32°

    Dear Dr. Refaelov,

    I read your field report from Giza with rapt attention. Rarely does one come across a piece that so seamlessly weaves together symbolic ritual, sacred geometry, and open-ended inquiry in the spirit of true speculative exploration.

    The interplay between the disc trajectory alignments, the wine-based telemetry anomalies, and your invocation of Passover as a boundary ritual within the context of the pyramidal complex was deeply resonant with certain Masonic interpretations—particularly those found in the Scottish Rite’s 14° and 28°, where liberation through knowledge and symbolic ascent are central motifs.

    The idea that the Afikoman retrieval may activate unseen thresholds—whether psychic, vibrational, or otherwise—is not foreign to our lodge’s education nights, where we have often discussed liminality and threshold consciousness as they appear in both ritual architecture and operative legacy sites. That your “disc-test units” returned anomalous readings in correlation with scriptural recitations is of great esoteric interest. The square, the compass, and the trajectory now have a fourth variable—flight.

    In short: your work intrigues us.

    On behalf of Lodge No. 614, I would be honored to formally invite you to speak as a guest lecturer at an upcoming Masonic Education Night. We believe your insights could shed new light on ancient archetypes and even catalyze new interpretations of our own working tools, especially as they relate to motion, resonance, and sacred play. We assure you that your presence would be received not as novelty, but as serious scholarship.

    Naturally, no oaths, obligations, or secrets would be involved—this is strictly an open, invited educational session. Freemasonry respects all seekers of light, and we welcome those with the courage to test tradition through innovation and fieldwork.

    Please reach out if you are open to joining us. We meet on the second Thursday of the month under the all-seeing eye—and occasionally beneath the full moon.

    In the light of the Great Architect,

    W∴B∴ Julian Thorne, 32°

    Masonic Education Officer
    Lodge No. 614, Southern Jurisdiction

    “What is above is as that which is below, and what is below is as that which is above.” —The Emerald Tablet

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