Investigator: Dr. Malachi Refaelov
Timestamp: 2025.04.01

We’ve long been asking what’s on your wrist? (It better be something with MB6 RCVD Technology and not some played out Pepsi) But now, it’s time for a more revealing inquiry: What’s in your fridge?

Well, I cracked open the containment unit in our covert black ops surveillance van, and what do I find? CHAIN OUT – a West Coast IPA from riip Beer Co. With a name like that and artwork featuring a mid-flight disc exploding into chains, and what can only be described as high-vibe SoCal energy, it begged for closer inspection.

ABV: 6.8% – Confirmed. Flavor Profile: Hoppy transmissions from beyond the pines. Notes of citrus peel, alien resin, and hints of pine cone communion. Packaging: Cold metallic can bearing cryptic illustrations—possibly a disguised communique from extraterrestrial brewmasters.

Let’s be real: this isn’t just beer—it’s disc golf diplomacy in liquid form. Every sip tastes like the moment a putter smashes the chains in a remote clearing, maybe just outside a classified crash site. It hits sharp, clean, and with the kind of bitter clarity that makes you question if that flash in the sky was a satellite or something a little more… intelligent.

CHAIN OUT isn’t just a brew—it’s a mission debrief. Perfect post-activation hydration when you’ve been throwing variable discs under high atmospheric pressure.

Verdict: Highly recommend for field investigators, stargazers, and anyone whose fridge is a little weirder than most.

Stay alert, bang chains, & stay hydrated
—Team RCVD

P.S. Seriously, what’s in your fridge?